"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
01/11/2019 at 22:40 • Filed to: None
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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
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Press : “Why are we out of gas?”
Obrador: “Cus we be fitin’ gas theft, but don’t go out panic buying ”
Also Press: “COUNTRY RUNS OUT OF GAS WE’RE GONNA DIE”
Obrador: “WE DON’T HAVE A SHORTAGE* !”
Press: “But what about the reports from people?”
Obrador: “No like, we have gas, we just haven’t been able to distribute it”
Press: “So, a shortage?”
Obrador (two days later): “Yes, and it’s because a fuel duct from Tuxpan to Mexico City was broken into”
Press: “Wait a second”
Obrador: “?!?!”
Press: “Isn’t your energy secretary a nationalist crazy person?”
Obrador (softly): “Erm, no....”
Press: “Then why are there like ten fuel tankers parked outside Tuxpan instead of delivering fuel? ”
Obrador: “What?”
WSJ:
Obrador: “Okay, maybe she’s a bit too nationalist”
Press: “WE’RE GONNA DIEEEEEEE"
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Spanfeller is a twat
01/11/2019 at 22:42 |
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My dad’s is currently off roading in Baja California, hopefully he won’t be affected.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/11/2019 at 22:44 |
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According to the news, the Baja Californian peninsula at large has regular fuel supplies
Hey Julie
> Spanfeller is a twat
01/11/2019 at 22:47 |
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What if US or Saudi based oil giants are purposely causing this whole ordeal either by paying cartels to steal gas or by influencing the Mexican government in an attempt to get the US to buy more oil from them instead of mexico which has historically been the majority source of US oil imports. also IIRC Mexico always decreases oil export to the US during winter but its been a long time since I took International Relations and this is obviously different
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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Spanfeller is a twat
01/11/2019 at 22:48 |
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Nice, although it would have been funny if his driving holiday turned into a walking holiday.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Hey Julie
01/11/2019 at 22:50 |
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Well... as far as I know, we import most of our gasoline, either from the US or Saudi Arabia, so we hold a good relationship with both. Despite being a major oil exporter, Mexico is not affiliated with OPEC.
Typically we don’t get into much trouble, Mexican oil is very bad... so high on sulfur that refining it is super hard. I don’t think we really make a dent in US imports, specially since the US has been reducing their dependency on foreign oil for decades.
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> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/11/2019 at 22:52 |
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He’s gonna be alright, and if he went off roading with guides, the guides probably bought a lot of fuel for an emergency anyway. Some people brought empty water tanks in the back of pickup trucks to fuel stations expecting this to take a long ass time to recover .
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Hey Julie
> Spanfeller is a twat
01/11/2019 at 22:54 |
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Well I guess I have no idea what I’m talking about
facw
> Spanfeller is a twat
01/11/2019 at 23:06 |
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Good relationship? You won’t even pay for our stupid wall! :P
I will note that your president seems pretty quiet on the whole thing though.
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> facw
01/11/2019 at 23:12 |
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Our foreign secretary isn’t quiet... just pretending the issue doesn’t exist.
He’s also like, a fat, young Emperor Palpatine.
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